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Seal was the second kittie to join my family. When I was in thrid grade my friend Cara’s cat had two kittens. Seal was so funny, she was this little gray thing and lo and behold, she wouldn’t walk right! She would drag her back legs around like she was a seal (thus the name). The Dr’s said nothing was wrong with her, and she eventually grew out of it…but it was pretty silly.
Seal was for sure a one of a kind. When she was a kitten she was tiny…but boy did she grow, and I mean grow big and fat. She got tons of excercise…she was just very rotund! I would have LOVED to squeeze her belly but for most of her life she really didn’t like to be pet, she got along fine with the other cats and dog but just wasn’t so into humans. We respected her space, and she enjoyed it. She lived a wonderfully happy life. When she got a little older she finally came around, she decided that maybe we were not so bad after all. She let us pet her and in the end, she even became a lap cat.
Seal passed on when she was around 10 years old. She was a good cat, spunky and hearty…she will be in my memory forever. Love you Seal!!

Seal Cat
I have been perusing the internet all day today while I pretend to work…thank god it is close to 4…which means it is close to 5…and then I can get the heck out of here!! It really sucks having NOTHING to do while you sit at your desk for 8 hours a day. You want to look like you are doing something though because most of your company has been laid off and you dont want to be next…though no one in the office is really doing much of anything so it doesntreally matter…but still, you dont want to be singled out. Anyway…so I was catching up on some reading of one of my favorite’s, Jack Grey. The man is hilarious. I laugh out loud every time I read one of his blogs, which probably doesnt contribute much to my “I’m working, really” disguise. So, I just wanted to share this story…its funny…if you don’t laugh you really do suck and shouldn’t be reading my blog anyway. Shoo.
Jack Gray
AC360° Associate Producer
I didn’t think anything could possibly make the pilot who brought that engineless jetliner in for a perfect landing on the Hudson River any cooler. That was until I learned his name is Chesley B. Sullenberger III.
Unless you’re Roland Burris and you’ve spent the past 24 hours focused on recording your Senate office voicemail and wondering where all those reporters went, you know that Captain Sullenberger – “Sully” to his friends and the citizens of South Boston – is our newest national hero. A genuine national hero who deserves his time in the limelight. Unlike some people. Joe the Plumber, I’m looking in your direction.
Anyway, Captain Sullenberger is the real deal. The Clint Eastwood of commercial aviation. I picture him up in the cockpit of that US Airways plane yesterday, realizing he’s lost both engines. He takes a drag off his Marlboro and growls, “not on my watch.”
He’s the kind of pilot who I imagine, while checking the sinking aircraft for any remaining passengers, stops to wrestle a crocodile.
The kind of pilot who I imagine climbs out onto the wing, reaches into that engine turbine, pulls out that goose carcass, looks it in the eye and says “I’ll see you in Hell.”
In fact I was so impressed by the way he brought that plane down that I might even splurge on US Airways for my next trip. You see, I tend to fly on those discount airlines that go in-and-out of business; the ones where the pilots have names like Captain Skippy and the safety videos are in Slovakian.
Meanwhile, amidst this drama in the skies, the peaceful transition of power is fast approaching. President-elect Obama is busy polishing his Inaugural Address and President Bush is busy filling his suitcase with those little bottles of White House shampoo.
President Bush, as you know, made his farewell address to the nation last night. He stuck mostly to the theme of keeping American safe. And, in a nod to the day’s events in New York, he urged citizens not to be deterred from flying. How did he put it? Oh yes, “we must not let the geese win.”
Frankly, this whole thing just screams Dick Cheney. His two biggest priorities are national security and killing birds.
In fact, the next time I take a flight I want Chesley B. Sullenberger III behind the controls and Cheney strapped to the nose of the plane with his elephant gun.
And a whiskey before takeoff.
just received this via email…perfect timing, i needed a good laugh. enjoy.
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women – she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:
Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away.’
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put
a bag of M&M’s on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the anti-depressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’
And last, but not least………
15.. October 23 : Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!’
i often have this thought…being born and raised in beautiful soutwestern colorado…i miss it…all this concrete, it sucks…of course i’m gaining the experience of my life…but sometimes i just miss home, nature, and that surge of feelings you get there…these photos are not of my home, but of a place i’ve long considered making my home…kanab, utah. enjoy, they are beautiful.

photo by Terry Alderman

photo by Terry Alderman

photo by Terry Alderman

photo by Terry Alderman

photo by Terry Alderman
I don’t get it…why would you actually want to look like an animal? What is the attraction of having some huge fox coat covering your entire body that it took 20 little bodies to make? I find it one of the most unattractive and utterly disgusting styles out there. Yes I am super opinionated (I know you are all saying, me? opinionated? NEVER
) and of course, I am an animal rights activist, so I may be naturally inclined to think it is ugly. I think fur belongs where it came from. Are we that jealous of our fellow creatures that we feel we must become them? Or is it that unstoppable human mentality to dominate the world. I killed you so I must display my power, display my brutality. I mean come on, its not like we are in the dark ages anymore. People dont walk around with the decapitated heads of the kings they killed on a staff anymore, why participate in this charade of wearing another creatures body? The thing that almost makes it worse is that I see fur I immediately think “bitch” in my head, I glare at the person till I feel like they must be melting from the inside out from my ferocity, but now I never really know…is it real or not? Designers have become very good at imitating fur. I guess it is good for the animals in the long run but I still just dont get it. I do not want something that was once alive covering my body. Its just gross. BTW…I hate to be gruesome…but if you wear fur…take a look below and at this, maybe it’ll change your mind. This is nothing in the vast universe of brutality that exists to please these idiotic bastards who drive the fur trade.

u know who u r who will like this…
said girl to boy “so i was like, i mean come on, i must of filled an entire jug of milk by now!”
said boy to girl “was that before of after the chicken?”

well, another year has come and gone! amazing, i’m not quite sure where the time goes, but all we can do is make the best of it. i’ve had a lovely holiday season this year, though i missed my family. none of us were able to travel this year. its hard, some are in california, some in colorado, and me and my brother are here in new york. but, we made the best of it. barely having to work over a two week time span was super, i relaxed, i painted, i read, i cleaned, i went to KittyKind a lot, and i hung out with wonderful friends. here are some super pics of the last two weeks of 2008.
it was christmas for the kitties too!! they loved their gifts

bucky, apollo, emma, picaso, mika

picaso in his new bed

bucky and emma

mika

bucky and picaso

the best gift ever...a onesie!!

the smart way to save on heating bills

new years eve, DC's, Hoboken, NJ

vinny and marissa

vinny, bucky, and me

sal

me, vinny, noelle

vinny and bucky

john

funny? i guess, you can see my tonsels!!

john and jay

My fellow citizens:
These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land — a nagging fear that America’s decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights.
We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.
Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction.
What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them — that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works — whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified. Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end. Those of us who manage the public’s dollars will be held to account — to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day — because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government.
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus — and non-believers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.
As we consider the road that unfolds before us, we remember with humble gratitude those brave Americans who, at this very hour, patrol far-off deserts and distant mountains. They have something to tell us, just as the fallen heroes who lie in Arlington whisper through the ages. We honor them not only because they are guardians of our liberty, but because they embody the spirit of service; a willingness to find meaning in something greater than themselves. And yet, at this moment — a moment that will define a generation — it is precisely this spirit that must inhabit us all.
This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed — why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent Mall, and why a man whose father less than sixty years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath.
